The Grenade Bombing in New York

Today's Mickey Mouse terrorist attack at the building that houses the British Consulate has me more than a little worried. Of course I would not wish an attack by anyone or anything but I am concerned that a Cuban angle could emerge. In the very same building as the British Consulate you can find Fundacion Amistad a no-name pathetic collection of trust fund babies and Castro lovers. Nothing against the more fanatical element of my people but they have a history of ill-advised poorly planned acts of violence that have tendency to taint the rest of us. I'm just hoping that they catch some junior member of Sinn Fein and get this over with.