Shutting Down for Sure

After watching TV all friggin day with no friggin football I now understand that if this hurricane comes, rips my roof off, spawns a thousand tornadoes that all land on my Honda Civic and plucks me up and twists me into pretzel I will be lucky. It is obivious to all the tsk-tsking anchors and weatherpersons that WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! Apparently I can tatoo my body with the American flag run stark naked through the streats of Sadr City screaming all sorts of nasty things about Muhammed and Ali and have a better chance of survival. Well I'm too stressed out so wish me luck and see you all soon.