A Syrian Suicide by Silencer and My Ode to the Church Lady

The Syrian Interior Minister reportedly shot himself with a silencer equipped gun. In the words of the Church Lady,"Isn't that conveeeeeeeeeeeenient." How polite! You want to kill yourself but you don't want to disturb the neighbors. Trust me if my neighbor was going to shoot himself I'd prefer that he'd do it with a cannon, the noise may be a bit much but the smell of a dead body is much worse.