Man Bites Dog Part Deux

My leatherneck friend Paul Crespo is wrong (I hope he's not reading, he'll literally kick my ass) Noam Chomsky is not a "deranged Marxoid." Mr. Chomsky is actually a raging capitalist. He is a branding genius who has successfully franchised his name and (ahem) reputation. Chomsky has managed to amass a $2 million fortune which makes him the second wealthiest commie behind our Fidel. Chomsky also plays the market like a pro and is making a killing from the war on terror (or is it against Islamism now?):

Chomsky's marketing efforts shortly after September 11 give new meaning to the term "war profiteer." In the days after the tragedy, he raised his speaking fee from $9,000 to $12,000 because he was suddenly in greater demand. He also cashed in by producing another instant book. Seven Stories Press, a small publisher, pulled together interviews conducted via email that Chomsky gave in the three weeks following the attack on the Twin Towers and rushed the book to press. His controversial views were hot, particularly overseas. By early December 2001, they had sold the foreign rights in nineteen different languages. The book made the bestseller list in the United States, Canada, Germany, India, Italy, Japan, and New Zealand. It is safe to assume that he netted hundreds of thousands of dollars from this book alone.